The Emgred CurmudgeonScott,
The Emgred Death Machine was a request from a local guide to come up with a big pencil for a few certain situatuions. Obviously since its the largest pencil i will make I named it after a good friend of mine Emgred. He absolutely detests pencil poppers. The original pencil emgred is actually a christmas ornament on his christmas tree.
The conrad is a killer as well. A made one with an eel skin for a friend and he guards it with his life.